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Most Valuable International Artwork: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,681stMost Devout: 3,766th
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Miss Bad Life Choices

Population5.215 billion

LeaderDakota Vytherov

Currencygold coin
Animalblack hawk

The Nine in the Afternoon of Miss Bad Life Choices is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dakota Vytherov with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.215 billion Rachaels are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azaelai. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rachaelian economy, worth 751 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,187 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choices's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choices is ranked 25,265th in the world and 70th in The Black Hawks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,084.84 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 44thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,681stMost Devout: 3,766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,036thMost Armed: 5,545thLargest Mining Sector: 6,592ndLargest Black Market: 7,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,831stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,577thMost Efficient Economies: 11,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,853rdMost Developed: 13,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,841stHighest Average Incomes: 14,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,446thLargest Governments: 19,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,131st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the region

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