Population | 15.181 billion |
Capital | Glaesileika |
Leader | the Merciful Freyja Helgadottir |
Faith | Sisterhood of Mercy |
Currency | Vinattu |
Animal | White Stag |
The Resurrection Bunny Farms of Miskunn Systursins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Merciful Freyja Helgadottir with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.181 billion Miskunns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glaesileika. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Miskunnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Vinattus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,877 Vinattus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miskunn Systursins's national animal is the White Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sisterhood of Mercy.
Miskunn Systursins is ranked 9,238th in the world and 20th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,482.0874045186 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miskunn Systursins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Miskunnian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.