Onforth, from the ice
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,120thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,702nd
The Presidential Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Population854 million

CapitalLaiska kaupunki
LeaderSnow Miser

CurrencyMiser Buck
AnimalPolar Bear

The Presidential Dictatorship of Miseria is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Snow Miser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 854 million Miserians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laiska kaupunki. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miserian economy, worth 82.4 trillion Miser Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,472 Miser Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Miser Buck battlesuits, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Miserian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miseria's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miseria is ranked 30,391st in the world and 20th in The United Empires of Carson for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,437thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,120thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,702ndMost Authoritarian: 14,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,944thMost Conservative: 18,701stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,829thMost Developed: 19,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,636thLowest Crime Rates: 21,910thMost Secular: 22,566th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the region

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