On forth, from the ice! Snow Miser
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,011th
The Presidential Dictatorship of
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Population1.537 billion

CapitalLaiska Kaupunki
LeaderSnow Miser
FaithAdam Smith's Wealth of Nationsism

CurrencyMiser Buck
AnimalPolar Bear

The Presidential Dictatorship of Miseria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Snow Miser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.537 billion Misers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laiska Kaupunki. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miserian economy, worth 177 trillion Miser Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,458 Miser Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miseria's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adam Smith's Wealth of Nationsism.

Miseria is ranked 131,573rd in the world and 84th in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 174.87 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,011thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,601stMost Developed: 12,747thLowest Crime Rates: 14,402ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,214thHealthiest Citizens: 15,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,856thMost Efficient Economies: 18,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,183rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the region

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