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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 657thMost Pacifist: 687th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mirage beetles

Population3.804 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mirage beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.804 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Miragian economy, worth 766 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,415 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, foreign livestock are offered asylum, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirage beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mirage beetles is ranked 258,804th in the world and 51st in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.15 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 657thMost Pacifist: 687thNicest Citizens: 735thSafest: 826thMost Inclusive: 921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,340thHighest Food Quality: 1,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,644thMost Developed: 1,682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,715thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,814thBest Weather: 2,036thLargest Governments: 2,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,210thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,414thHealthiest Citizens: 2,466thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,687thMost Secular: 2,708thLowest Crime Rates: 2,933rdMost Cultured: 3,173rdSmartest Citizens: 3,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,316thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,784thMost Income Equality: 8,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,280th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, foreign livestock are offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirage beetles, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

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