Population | 13.071 billion |
Currency | Shell |
Animal | Panzer |
The Laid-back Camper of Miporin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.071 billion Miporinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Miporinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 123,444 Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,880 per year while the poor average 32,823, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Miporin is ranked 192,764th in the world and 4,501st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 57.28106056232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miporin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Miporin's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Miporin's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Miporin was refounded in Osiris.
- : Miporin ceased to exist in Suspicious.
- : Miporin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Miporin's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Miporin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Miporin, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Miporin, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.