The State is a Friend of a Friend of the State Primus Victorian
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 365th Most Influential: 1,151st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,638th
The Autocratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Population920 million

LeaderPrimus Victorian

CurrencyMetalslavian Dollar
AnimalMinudian Írca

The Autocratic Republic of Minuda is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Primus Victorian with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 920 million Minudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cohorse. The average income tax rate is 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Minudian economy, worth 149 trillion Metalslavian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,991 Metalslavian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the fate of the world literally rests on Primus Victorian's fingers, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minuda's national animal is the Minudian Írca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minuda is ranked 13,276th in the world and 507th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,385.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 365thMost Influential: 1,151stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,575thTop
Most Secular: 8,631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,107thLowest Crime Rates: 10,166thHighest Average Incomes: 10,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,904thMost Efficient Economies: 11,180thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,237thMost Developed: 12,731stLargest Mining Sector: 12,848thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,554thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,695thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,843rdLargest Governments: 16,226thSmartest Citizens: 16,439th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 288th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 399th in the regionMost Secular: 430th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 475th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 491st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 513th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 549th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 569th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 585th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 610th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 619th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 643rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 743rd in the regionMost Developed: 750th in the regionLargest Governments: 762nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 858th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 881st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minuda was endorsed by The Monarchy of Guslantis.
  • : Minuda was endorsed by The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, the fate of the world literally rests on Primus Victorian's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Primus Victorian Pics" has made Primus Victorian's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Minuda, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Minuda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Command Responsibility".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 244 » Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Democritus, Mzeusia, Corfad, Bayern-Straubing, British Bayonet, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Yarecir, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Buckerino, Dar es Saalam, Q w e r t y, Eraver, Republic remmnant, United Draconia, Fizban, Dragonar, Koda-Land, Neo-Philadelphia, PlanetPunk, Albacria, The United States of Romania, German Holy Roman Empire, Sunto, Ecronentia, Sil Dorsett, Sundred, THX1138, Wineclaw, The Rhein States, Zeternia, Ka Ching, East Supple Lund, Selfgradatude, New Chilokver, Illeatew Tese, Lunallian, The Most Freedom Ever, Bananaaaaa, Upper Theigiestanticiania, and 194 others.We Are Number One, Ostrinios, Gintu, Kwaj, Western Vapia, United North American, Warsaw-Halicz, Racoda, Moubarakistan, Jpia, Lionia, Yemet, Amauri, Gurou, The Austro Germanic Union, Sanjurika, Itallitopia, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, The Black Cathedral, Panama Coalition, Ladtanderan, Novae, Republic of Turbin, Sunaiya, Tommatito, Beladev, New Bremerton, Misthas, New Pruessen, New Lakemba, Californian Redwood, Waupun Island, The Serdey Islands, Beagles Reborn, Babacar, Soviet Terran, Newrun, Arstungry, Kobagia, AGoodPlace, Frances Francis the First of France, Atheenos, Pinguioris, Islamic Cali, Riechelburg, Lemonbiscuits, Alice Gardens, Spartoptia, Diodone, The Syca, Montarc, The Empire of Bangladesh, Victoriaans Nederlands, Helix Labs, Newpromisedland, Guyomartand, Universal State Formula, Arthur Bomber Harris, Lorigia, Orven, Mecca-Switzerland, Haram Reich, Lotion Empire, North Armatas, United Government Of Corruption, National Goats, Federation Terra Australis, Neo Hungarica, SORT, Torakuen, Former English Colony, General COE, Nairland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Boltang, Potatolandium, Kulgatha, Malta Comino Gozo, Fun time land of Fun, Vincone Cae, Zokk, Hiverland, Hesterin, Centuria Republa, SchoolHouse Rock, Habanan, Texas States, North Bratislava, Chifrial, Gilakistan, Esplandia, Great Solordia, Ethereal Expanse, Minsota, HeartLard, Votak Matim, Oshonia, Rosewood-, Sinelona, Asgardira, Fartslamdump, Uganda Knuckles UK, Atomic Industry Islands, Niradans, Longsword01, Elliotus, Advancia-Sizzletown, McMasterdonia, Kuveria, Abject Ludicrosity, Lectionstan, The Realm of Dorne, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Maovale, Sakaryata, Wunderstrafanstalt, Papika, The Wiganese Islands, Machendel, Highton Islands, BrightFutures, Cloydicia, Agrauron, Gladio II, Napnomadia, Valhalla123, Sheldanada, Bearical, Stat Artha, Daedric Stellar Empire, Australiland, ISOP, Unsophisticate, Ostrolia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, SillyString, Empy, Militarized Algerstonia, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Zumlandia, Yukti, Ham Federation, Nice Pulchram Quod Domum, The South Falls, Partax, Maott, New Eleria, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Steraz, Grobbillandia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Bridgett, Atain, Ieprus, Suicidistan, Union of Austria-Hungary, Aningem Atron, Rionion, Catrela, 1 very fast endotarter, Guer Aike, Cinnibar, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Justanistan, New Trisone, Circenn, Vathekia, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Kyrianian, Ara Antrizuls, Elder Realms, Lyxtovia, Osiris-Rex, Kirnea, Yummy Blubber, and Guslantis.

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