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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,721stMost Authoritarian: 2,233rdMost Primitive: 2,454th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Nipper
Speaker of the Assembly
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Minskyiv

Population323 million

Currencyruble
Animalwalrus

The Dominion of Minskyiv is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, fear of technology, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 323 million Minskyivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Minskyivian economy, worth 8.17 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,302 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, glamping Minskyivians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Minskyiv's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Minskyiv is ranked 218,570th in the world and 6,970th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 6.85 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,721stMost Authoritarian: 2,233rdTop
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Most Primitive: 2,454thNudest: 4,253rdMost Conservative: 4,254thMost Income Equality: 10,308thTop
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Most Extreme: 15,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,703rd
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Most Authoritarian: 65th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 105th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 116th in the regionMost Primitive: 138th in the regionMost Conservative: 140th in the regionMost Income Equality: 261st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, glamping Minskyivians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Minskyiv lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskyiv, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.

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