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Most Valuable International Artwork: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 313thHighest Poor Incomes: 453rd
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Population4.559 billion

LeaderIvan Kovalenko


The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of Minskiev is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.559 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,581 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Walrus is one of the most popular forenames in Minskiev, Ivan Kovalenko has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the justice of Minskiev is considered superior to that of other nations, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Minskiev is ranked 909th in the world and 39th in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 313thHighest Poor Incomes: 453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Efficient Economies: 909thMost Politically Free: 1,309thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,611thHighest Average Incomes: 1,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,709thMost Inclusive: 1,908thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,057thRudest Citizens: 2,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,258thHighest Food Quality: 2,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,550thMost Cultured: 2,649thLargest Black Market: 2,698thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,758thLargest Governments: 3,567thNicest Citizens: 3,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,702ndSmartest Citizens: 3,878thMost Influential: 4,069thMost Developed: 4,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,716thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,405thLargest Retail Industry: 7,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,911thNudest: 10,347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,581stBest Weather: 12,329thHighest Economic Output: 13,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,298thTop
Most Armed: 15,861stMost Secular: 15,975thMost Patriotic: 17,592ndMost Income Equality: 17,879th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 172nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255th in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionNudest: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Patriotic: 479th in the regionMost Secular: 546th in the regionMost Armed: 556th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 658th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 854th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 904th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,066th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,344th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,497th in the region

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