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You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity Jesse The Body Ventura
Largest Gambling Industry: 54thHighest Crime Rates: 97thMost Armed: 120th
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Left-Leaning College State
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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MinnesotanWasteland

Population9.553 billion

CapitalNew Minneapolis
LeaderJesse The Body Ventura
FaithNudism

CurrencyPeso
AnimalSwordfish

The Dystopian Future of MinnesotanWasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jesse The Body Ventura with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.553 billion Minnesotans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wastelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,850 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 507,764 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, polite commuters on the New Minneapolis Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and foreign aid is a seedy business. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MinnesotanWasteland's national animal is the Swordfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nudism.

MinnesotanWasteland is ranked 43,600th in the world and 1st in Land of Prosperity for Most Developed, scoring 67.92 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 54thHighest Crime Rates: 97thMost Armed: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 178thMost Rebellious Youth: 267thHighest Average Incomes: 306thRudest Citizens: 311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358thMost Inclusive: 465thLargest Black Market: 546thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thMost Cultured: 656thMost Efficient Economies: 661stLargest Publishing Industry: 691stLargest Information Technology Sector: 708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 714thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 750thMost Corrupt Governments: 829thMost Devout: 951stNicest Citizens: 1,051stFattest Citizens: 1,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,270thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,376thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,852ndHighest Drug Use: 1,861stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,124thHighest Economic Output: 2,167thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,720thLargest Governments: 2,919thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,114thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,068thSmartest Citizens: 4,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,729thNudest: 6,750thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,470thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,054thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,273rdMost Stationary: 20,259thMost Influential: 20,807th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, foreign aid is a seedy business.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, polite commuters on the New Minneapolis Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : MinnesotanWasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : MinnesotanWasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Wastelandian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.

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