|Leader||Unknownia Seekrit Squirrel|
The Shadowy Darklands of Minininjas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Unknownia Seekrit Squirrel with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 28.034 billion Minininjazzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minininjaville. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Minininjazzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Golden Shurikens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 48,665 Golden Shurikens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The might of the entire Minininjazzian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Minininjas's national animal is the Nanite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minininjas's influence in The Cuckoos Egg fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Minininjas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Minininjas's influence in The Cuckoos Egg fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Minininjas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Minininjas's influence in The Cuckoos Egg rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Minininjas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Minininjas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Minininjas's influence in The Cuckoos Egg rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Minininjas lodged a message on the The Cuckoos Egg Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Minininjas, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.