The Principality of Mingrelia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.471 billion Mingrelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Mingrelian economy, worth 491 trillion Mingrelian laris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,454 Mingrelian laris, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,949 per year while the poor average 2,285, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mingrelia's national animal is the panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mingrelia is ranked 212,863^rd in the world and 2,083^rd in the Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 577.76 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.