The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.093 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,037 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,289 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, and Minchiorians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 2,160^th in the world and 3^rd in The Internationale for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,372.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.