The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.65 billion Minchiorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,847 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 270,105 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, newspapers are celebrating J Roland saving over a million cats from trees, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 61^st in the world and 2^nd in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 44,904.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.