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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Minchioria

Population21.65 billion

CapitalPorc˛dia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.65 billion Minchiorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porc˛dia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,847 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 270,105 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, newspapers are celebrating J Roland saving over a million cats from trees, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 61st in the world and 2nd in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 44,904.33 on the Edu-tellignce« Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thMost Advanced Public Education: 61stLargest Welfare Programs: 74thMost Pacifist: 84thHighest Average Tax Rates: 90thLargest Governments: 142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156thMost Beautiful Environments: 164thSafest: 170thMost Compassionate Citizens: 183rdMost Developed: 211thLongest Average Lifespans: 230thNicest Citizens: 240thHealthiest Citizens: 298thBest Weather: 328thLowest Crime Rates: 330thSmartest Citizens: 366thLeast Corrupt Governments: 378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 582ndMost Inclusive: 619thHighest Poor Incomes: 658thMost Cultured: 796thMost Secular: 835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,095thHighest Economic Output: 1,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,367thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,777thMost Influential: 4,291stLargest Populations: 5,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,051stMost Income Equality: 8,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,263rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,025th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, newspapers are celebrating J Roland saving over a million cats from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, J Roland's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.

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