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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Minchioria

Population22.093 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.093 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,037 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,289 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, and Minchiorians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 2,160th in the world and 3rd in The Internationale for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,372.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rdMost Advanced Public Education: 50thLargest Welfare Programs: 72ndMost Pacifist: 82ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 88thLargest Governments: 137thSafest: 146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149thMost Beautiful Environments: 158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 179thMost Developed: 185thLongest Average Lifespans: 208thNicest Citizens: 235thHealthiest Citizens: 258thBest Weather: 304thLowest Crime Rates: 309thLeast Corrupt Governments: 315thSmartest Citizens: 348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 553rdMost Secular: 585thMost Inclusive: 609thMost Cultured: 705thHighest Poor Incomes: 765thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,159thHighest Economic Output: 1,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,160thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,511thMost Influential: 4,098thLargest Populations: 5,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,765thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,719thMost Efficient Economies: 12,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,170th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, Minchiorians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.

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