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Chaos Is Only An Enemy If You Can’t Adapt MrPresidentBulklion
Rudest Citizens: 7,444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,658th
The United Smart People of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mimzyin

Population5.046 billion

CapitalBacon
LeaderMrPresidentBulklion
FaithBlaintology

CurrencyMark
AnimalPenguin

The United Smart People of Mimzyin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by MrPresidentBulklion with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.046 billion Mimzyinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bacon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimzyinian economy, worth 609 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,755 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,481 per year while the poor average 17,222, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimzyin's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Blaintology.

Mimzyin is ranked 167,789th in the world and 67th in Declansburg for Most Stationary, with 107.25647996692 days.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 7,444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,750thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,996thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,461stTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,136thLargest Retail Industry: 20,526thMost Cultured: 25,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,395thSmartest Citizens: 28,702nd
Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mimzyin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Mimzyin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Mimzyin's influence in Declansburg rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Mimzyin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mimzyinian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimzyin, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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