The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.29 billion Mimpinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,145 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 450,745 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimpinesia is ranked 458^th in the world and 24^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 201.97 law-abiding acts per hour.