The Glorious Empire of MilkyWay Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ryan Richardson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.744 billion Milkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacosa. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milkian economy, worth 151 trillion Paclars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,719 Paclars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, Ryan Richardson can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, there is something rotten in the state of MilkyWay Republic, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MilkyWay Republic's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

MilkyWay Republic is ranked 241,368^th in the world and 11,810^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.06 crimes per hour.