The Dominion of Military matters is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Blackwall with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.438 billion Mili Matians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Wall. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Military mattersian economy, worth 123 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,885 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, a third of Mili Matians are e-certified CEOs, and childhood friends of Blackwall are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Military matters's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Military matters is ranked 254,103^rd in the world and 12,202^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.86 crimes per hour.