The Republic of Miklania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.48 billion Miklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 160,989 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more than one way to skin a diplomat, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 93,602^nd in the world and 87^th in The Western Isles for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.