The Republic of Miklania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.935 billion Miklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 156,367 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 190,535^th in the world and 104^th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 8.53 Obesity Rate.