Population | 14.287 billion |
Capital | The Dome |
Leader | Saitama |
Currency | Donkey Shilling |
Animal | Flying Potato |
The Absentee Dictatorship of MikGonnia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Saitama with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 14.287 billion MikGonnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dome. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient MikGonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Donkey Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,557 Donkey Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MikGonnia's national animal is the Flying Potato, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
MikGonnia is ranked 97,048th in the world and 1,300th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 456.2036663628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MikGonnia's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Langburn.
- : MikGonnia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : MikGonnia was endorsed by The West Pacifican Nation of The Langburn Islands.
- : Following new legislation in MikGonnia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 47 » OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Romanoddle Republic, Novosejia, Murshan, Marrabuk, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Sandboxford, Akimera, Dragons Blood, Axdel, Ridann, Bachtendekuppen, Asendavia, East Malaysia, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, A mean old man, Aivintis, BearStackof2015, Malvekia, Roissyland, Evrigenis, The Marlands, New Leganes, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Alleramica, Pekweng, Vaskeden, Stellar Colonies, Konyai, Vussul, and Grimmerdhore.