The Holy Empire of Mikasuke is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 840 million Mikasukeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karimov. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mikasukean economy, worth 98.0 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,718 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and Amnesty Interregional has condemned Mikasuke for ignoring crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikasuke's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mikasuke is ranked 25,194^th in the world and 404^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,127.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.