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The middle bit is the best.
Largest Retail Industry: 2,397thFattest Citizens: 3,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,751st
The Peripatetic Praise-giver of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Middlemidden

Population5.068 billion

CapitalPerineum
LeaderMalcolm

Currencyperfectly balanced golden frog
Animalvacillating varmint

The Peripatetic Praise-giver of Middlemidden is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Malcolm with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.068 billion Middlemid Guardians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perineum. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Middenish economy, worth 574 trillion perfectly balanced golden frogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,260 perfectly balanced golden frogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government defends a woman's right to choose, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middlemidden's national animal is the vacillating varmint, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Middlemidden is ranked 159,827th in the world and 7th in Thicc Economy Bois for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.53 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,397thFattest Citizens: 3,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,751stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,881stMost Avoided: 4,795thNudest: 6,141stLargest Mining Sector: 9,185thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,692ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,843rdLargest Black Market: 15,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,014th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

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