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For the greater good
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,359th Largest Retail Industry: 2,850th Nudest: 4,292nd
The Peoples Tyranny of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Middlemidden

Population3.508 billion

CapitalPerineum
LeaderMalcolm

Currencyperfectly balanced golden frog
Animalvacillating varmint

The Peoples Tyranny of Middlemidden is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malcolm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.508 billion Middlemid Guardians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perineum. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Middenish economy, worth 346 trillion perfectly balanced golden frogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,734 perfectly balanced golden frogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the only women behind bars are barmaids, and the new national anthem passes the Turing Test. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middlemidden's national animal is the vacillating varmint, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Middlemidden is ranked 104,250th in the world and 6th in Nassau for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 514.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,359thLargest Retail Industry: 2,850thNudest: 4,292ndFattest Citizens: 4,422ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,296thMost Avoided: 5,354thLargest Mining Sector: 6,367thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,397thSafest: 11,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,952ndLargest Black Market: 16,889th
Top
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Middlemidden's influence in Nassau rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Middlemidden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Middlemidden's influence in Nassau rose from "Zero" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, the only women behind bars are barmaids.
  • : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Middlemidden, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • : Middlemidden relocated from New United Kingdom to Nassau.
  • : Middlemidden's influence in New United Kingdom rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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