The Sun Kingdom of Middle Pautaniants is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kingi hauhautanga with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.48 billion Middle Pautaniantsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taonenuirawa. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Pautaniantsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Potatoeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,006 Potatoeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kingi hauhautanga's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown. Middle Pautaniants's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Middle Pautaniants is ranked 46,806^th in the world and 2,970^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.15 law-abiding acts per hour.