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God, Homeland, Liberty
Most Ignorant Citizens: 372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 997th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Middle Impacefirldfunnies

Population16.173 billion

Currencylira
Animalbison

The Republic of Middle Impacefirldfunnies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.173 billion Middle Impacefirldfunniesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Impacefirldfunniesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,214 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, begun the Clone Wars have, and children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt. Crime is pervasive. Middle Impacefirldfunnies's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Middle Impacefirldfunnies is ranked 7,371st in the world and 1st in Hearth of Hestia for Most Stationary, with 2,719.847044019 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 997thLargest Retail Industry: 1,009thMost Avoided: 1,355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,379thLargest Black Market: 2,787thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,210thHighest Crime Rates: 3,320thMost Primitive: 3,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,623rdRudest Citizens: 5,834thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,468thMost Stationary: 7,371stHighest Economic Output: 8,743rdNudest: 10,679thMost Influential: 11,234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,528thMost Devout: 11,902ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,352ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,790thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,840thMost Armed: 17,256thLargest Mining Sector: 18,324thHighest Average Incomes: 18,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,308thLargest Populations: 23,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,252nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Highest Disposable Incomes.

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