Population | 16.173 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | bison |
The Republic of Middle Impacefirldfunnies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.173 billion Middle Impacefirldfunniesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Impacefirldfunniesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,214 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, begun the Clone Wars have, and children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt. Crime is pervasive. Middle Impacefirldfunnies's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Middle Impacefirldfunnies is ranked 7,371st in the world and 1st in Hearth of Hestia for Most Stationary, with 2,719.847044019 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, begun the Clone Wars have.
- : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, many in Middle Impacefirldfunnies are born in the purple.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Impacefirldfunnies, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Middle Impacefirldfunnies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Highest Disposable Incomes.