The Incorporated States of MexUsCan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Esteban IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.283 billion MexUsCan citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MexUsCanian economy, worth 881 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 166,805 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MexUsCan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

MexUsCan is ranked 91,695^th in the world and 116^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,762.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.