The Republic of Metamen is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 650 million Metamenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Meta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Metamenian economy, worth 88.8 trillion Metacredits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,623 Metacredits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and Metamenians seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metamen's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Metamen was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Metamen was endorsed by The Majestic Twelve of Haor Chall.
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, Metamenians seem to be catching more chills.
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Metamen published "The Republic Space Naval Fleet" (Factbook: Military).
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
- : Following new legislation in Metamen, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
- : Metamen endorsed The Purple nation of Aerilia.
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