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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Most Compassionate Citizens: 689thMost Pacifist: 714thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 718th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Metal beetles

Population3.522 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Metal beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.522 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mytalian economy, worth 697 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,972 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metal beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Metal beetles is ranked 3,845th in the world and 39th in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 142.34 quips per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 689thMost Pacifist: 714thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 718thNicest Citizens: 775thMost Secular: 931stMost Inclusive: 1,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,085thSafest: 1,089thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,237thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,686thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,752ndHighest Food Quality: 1,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,978thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,240thBest Weather: 2,441stLargest Governments: 2,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,526thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,596thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,701stMost Developed: 3,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,207thMost Cultured: 3,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,793rdSmartest Citizens: 3,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,811thHighest Average Incomes: 7,560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,282ndMost Income Equality: 11,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,903rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,085th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Metal beetles, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.

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