The United States of Mesozoique is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Président Enzo Semedo with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.548 billion Mésozoïcains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malkington. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient mésozoïcain economy, worth 670 trillion dollar mésozoïcains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,882 dollar mésozoïcains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesozoique's national animal is the pygargue vocifère, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mesozoique is ranked 20,767^th in the world and 13^th in Africa for Largest Governments, scoring 30.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.