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DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!! DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd Largest Black Market: 10th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population28.629 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.629 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 17,015 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,360 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,100,143 per year while the poor average 121,566, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government spends billions to protect Menta Lee-IL from a disaster that is one in a million, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 2nd in the world and 1st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2,173.44 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Governments: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 42ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Avoided: 68thMost Subsidized Industry: 71stHighest Economic Output: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stMost Primitive: 292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rdMost Stationary: 376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 389thRudest Citizens: 835thMost Conservative: 1,067thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,101stMost Secular: 2,788thNudest: 3,227thMost Influential: 5,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,668thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,945thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,595th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the government spends billions to protect Menta Lee-IL from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Menta Lee-IL lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.

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