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DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!! DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population30.534 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.534 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 19,209 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 629,103 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,955,549 per year while the poor average 42,148, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL signs the laws but abides by none of them, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 81,737th in the world and 28th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,315.1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thFattest Citizens: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Black Market: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86thHighest Economic Output: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 104thHighest Average Incomes: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 128thMost Primitive: 254thMost Stationary: 352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 611thMost Conservative: 660thRudest Citizens: 674thMost Secular: 750thLargest Populations: 2,033rdTop
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Nudest: 4,220thMost Influential: 6,454thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,557thMost Authoritarian: 16,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,272nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Menta Lee-IL rejected a request from The Alliance of Eros for an embassy with Psychotic Dictatorships.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, ghost regiments exist only on paper.

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