The Moral Marauders of Melon ia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Executive Angela with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.084 billion Melonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angelsie Center. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Melon ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Melons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,112 Melons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, interest in globalism never flags, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melon ia's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church of the Most High Narwhal.

Melon ia is ranked 6,149^th in the world and 1^st in Region Name for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.56 law-abiding acts per hour.