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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,963rdRudest Citizens: 7,820thMost Influential: 10,332nd
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Population397 million



The Federal Republic of Melitalcoland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 397 million Melitalcolandese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gájevhal. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melitalcolandese economy, worth 35.7 trillion Tackles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,946 Tackles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Melitalcoland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime is totally unknown. Melitalcoland's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Melitalcoland is ranked 115,027th in the world and 4,534th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,094.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,963rdRudest Citizens: 7,820thMost Influential: 10,332ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,185thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,085thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,629thLargest Retail Industry: 21,919thMost Developed: 24,218thMost Politically Free: 24,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,870th
Most Politically Free: 103rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 490th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 535th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 563rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 617th in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 660th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 712th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 768th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 786th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 823rd in the region

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