The Republic And The Kingdom of Melayu Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Muhammad Al Ghazali with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 1.319 billion Malays are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malay economy, worth 142 trillion Malay dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,786 Malay dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the Javanese Eagle is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melayu Federation's national animal is the Javanese Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islamic Sunni.

Melayu Federation is ranked 13,265^th in the world and 417^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.9 bananas ingested per day.