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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,984thMost Influential: 7,317thMost Authoritarian: 11,045th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Melanoi

Population942 million

Currencyzop
Animalhoneybee

The Kingdom of Melanoi is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 942 million Melanoians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Melanoian economy, worth 23.7 trillion zops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,165 zops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melanoi's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melanoi is ranked 126,767th in the world and 5,625th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 29.91 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,984thMost Influential: 7,317thMost Authoritarian: 11,045thTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,191stBest Weather: 24,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,649th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 603rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 625th in the regionMost Patriotic: 634th in the regionMost Influential: 657th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 720th in the regionBest Weather: 755th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 837th in the regionMost Income Equality: 926th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 944th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,018th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,105th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,216th in the region

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