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At long last, Megatronus stands triumphant! Megatronus Prime
Most Authoritarian: 5,543rdMost Conservative: 14,560thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,951st
The Fallen of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Power
The Fallen
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Megatronus Prime

Population3.615 billion

CapitalMegatronus City
LeaderMegatronus Prime
FaithMegatronusism

Currencyenergon
Animalscraplet

The Fallen of Megatronus Prime is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Megatronus Prime with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.615 billion decepticons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megatronus City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish decepticon economy, worth 123 trillion energons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,103 energons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Megatronus Prime's national animal is the scraplet and its national religion is Megatronusism.

Megatronus Prime is ranked 213,380th in the world and 10th in Decepticon region for Rudest Citizens, with 11.22 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,543rdTop
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Most Conservative: 14,560thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,951stMost Extreme: 20,621st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Megatronus Prime agreed to construct embassies between Decepticon region and Traveling Wilburys.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, Megatronus Prime's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Megatronus Prime, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.

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