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Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Fight! His Grand Holiness
Most Advanced Public Transport: 354thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 487thMost Subsidized Industry: 901st
The The Grand Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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McStooley

Population19.12 billion

CapitalWinking Skeever
LeaderHis Grand Holiness
FaithBarhopping

CurrencyBronzed Bottle Cap
AnimalBar Stool

The The Grand Holy Empire of McStooley is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Grand Holiness with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.12 billion Drunkards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winking Skeever. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkard economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion Bronzed Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,895 Bronzed Bottle Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McStooley's national animal is the Bar Stool, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Barhopping.

McStooley is ranked 256,893rd in the world and 3,296th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 16.21643406592 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 354thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 487thMost Subsidized Industry: 901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,209thLargest Governments: 1,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,589thMost Devout: 2,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,576thMost Efficient Economies: 2,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,621stHighest Economic Output: 2,784thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,061stHighest Average Incomes: 3,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,039thMost Developed: 4,886thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,273rdMost Cultured: 5,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,144thSmartest Citizens: 8,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,805thMost Patriotic: 10,881stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,899thMost Inclusive: 10,959thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,856thHighest Food Quality: 12,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,399thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,464thLargest Populations: 17,820thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,929thLargest Mining Sector: 23,626th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Patriotic: 163rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 213th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 237th in the regionMost Inclusive: 262nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 285th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 384th in the region

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