Population | 19.12 billion |
Capital | Winking Skeever |
Leader | His Grand Holiness |
Faith | Barhopping |
Currency | Bronzed Bottle Cap |
Animal | Bar Stool |
The The Grand Holy Empire of McStooley is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Grand Holiness with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.12 billion Drunkards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winking Skeever. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunkard economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion Bronzed Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,895 Bronzed Bottle Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McStooley's national animal is the Bar Stool, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Barhopping.
McStooley is ranked 256,893rd in the world and 3,296th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 16.21643406592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McStooley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : McStooley's influence in The Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : McStooley's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : McStooley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : McStooley relocated from Lazarus to The Pacific.
- : McStooley was refounded in Lazarus.
- : McStooley ceased to exist in The Pacific.
- : McStooley's influence in The Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : McStooley's influence in The Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : McStooley's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".