I'm lovin' it Ronald McDonald
Most Ignorant Citizens: 446thMost Devout: 601stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 671st
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population12.926 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.926 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 246,816 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Postcards from McDonaldslandian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use McDonaldsland City as a backdrop, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 161,774th in the world and 7,002nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -105.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 446thMost Devout: 601stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 671stLargest Insurance Industry: 680thFattest Citizens: 714thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 916thLargest Retail Industry: 916thLargest Mining Sector: 966thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,143rdMost Influential: 1,168thLargest Black Market: 1,213thMost Avoided: 1,228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,508thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,721stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,091stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,187thHighest Average Incomes: 3,496thHighest Economic Output: 3,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,277thRudest Citizens: 5,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,377thMost Conservative: 7,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,980thTop
Largest Governments: 15,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,785thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,878thLowest Crime Rates: 18,320thLargest Populations: 18,493rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 281st in the regionRudest Citizens: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 348th in the regionMost Conservative: 417th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 466th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd in the regionLargest Governments: 751st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 801st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 916th in the region

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