Population | 19.977 billion |
Capital | McDonaldsland City |
Leader | Ronald McDonald |
Faith | Capitalism |
Currency | McPenny |
Animal | McNugget |
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.977 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,838 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,156 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,347,509 per year while the poor average 9,368, a ratio of 143 to 1.
Military spending is on the increase, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
McDonaldsland is ranked 305,657th in the world and 12,612th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring -6 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, politicians literally speak literally.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.