I'm lovin' it Ronald McDonald
Most Ignorant Citizens: 420thMost Devout: 625thLargest Insurance Industry: 656th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
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Population12.501 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.501 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,034 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,720 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,633,601 per year while the poor average 13,444, a ratio of 121 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 952nd in the world and 42nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.63 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 420thMost Devout: 625thLargest Insurance Industry: 656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672ndFattest Citizens: 717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,006thLargest Mining Sector: 1,071stLargest Retail Industry: 1,082ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,087thMost Avoided: 1,214thMost Influential: 1,294thLargest Black Market: 1,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,700thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,865thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,705thHighest Economic Output: 3,898thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,383rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,012thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,763rdTop
Most Conservative: 12,240thLargest Governments: 15,816thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,251stLargest Populations: 18,290thRudest Citizens: 18,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,645thLowest Crime Rates: 22,648th
Largest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 281st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the regionRudest Citizens: 570th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 660th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 729th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 865th in the regionMost Conservative: 891st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 976th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,074th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,116th in the region

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