The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.501 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,034 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,720 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,633,601 per year while the poor average 13,444, a ratio of 121 to 1.
A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Freedomanica.
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Blue United Commonwealths of Arichia.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Principality of Beleriandas.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Floor Gang of Free Source.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Brucklania.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Fayyayid.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Sultanate of Abzul.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democracy of Simone Republic.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Arbor Marshes.
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