The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.464 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,278 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 199,331 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Ronald McDonald's most personal functions, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, Ronald McDonald has more friends than ever before, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 4,650^th in the world and 127^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,988.97 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.