The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.906 billion McDonaldslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,653 McPennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,760 per year while the poor average 42,639, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.
Citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, the might of the entire McDonaldslandic Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air McDonaldsland flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federation of Kontara.
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air McDonaldsland flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, the might of the entire McDonaldslandic Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Christian Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Christian Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
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