I'm lovin' it Ronald McDonald
Most Ignorant Citizens: 396th Most Devout: 698th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 720th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
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Population9.906 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.906 billion McDonaldslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,653 McPennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,760 per year while the poor average 42,639, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, the might of the entire McDonaldslandic Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air McDonaldsland flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 170,683rd in the world and 8,855th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 5.33 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 396thMost Devout: 698thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 720thFattest Citizens: 753rdLargest Insurance Industry: 772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 791stLargest Retail Industry: 857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 969thLargest Black Market: 1,086thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,093rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,101stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,246thMost Avoided: 1,254thMost Influential: 1,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,398thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,820thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,657thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,995thMost Efficient Economies: 3,100thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,088thHighest Economic Output: 5,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,043rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,355thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,307thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,182ndRudest Citizens: 16,459th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 105th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 361st in the regionLargest Populations: 385th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 427th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 537th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 597th in the regionRudest Citizens: 727th in the region

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