The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.926 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 246,816 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Postcards from McDonaldslandian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use McDonaldsland City as a backdrop, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Federal Republic of Fran Advar.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
- : McDonaldsland endorsed The Free Land of Jestings.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use McDonaldsland City as a backdrop.
- : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
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