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Jesus and Pastors
Most Primitive: 2,863rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,192nd
The Christian Commonwealth of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mazop Yer Helialand

Population4.113 billion

Capitalooooga boooga we don't have one
LeaderPastor Ricky
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPantherian Baht
AnimalPanther

The Christian Commonwealth of Mazop Yer Helialand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pastor Ricky with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.113 billion Mazop Yer Helialandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ooooga boooga we don't have one. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazop Yer Helialandian economy, worth 630 trillion Pantherian Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,191 Pantherian Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the sun now sets on the Mazop Yer Helialandian Empire, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mazop Yer Helialand's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mazop Yer Helialand is ranked 76,664th in the world and 19th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.80850162008 days.

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Most Primitive: 2,863rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,265thLargest Black Market: 9,476thMost Avoided: 9,945thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,519thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,907thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,382ndMost Patriotic: 20,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,722ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,609thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 24,426thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,981stLargest Governments: 26,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,535th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, the sun now sets on the Mazop Yer Helialandian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Mazop Yer Helialand.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, "What's the Frequency, Pastor Ricky?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.

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