Population | 4.113 billion |
Capital | ooooga boooga we don't have one |
Leader | Pastor Ricky |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Pantherian Baht |
Animal | Panther |
The Christian Commonwealth of Mazop Yer Helialand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pastor Ricky with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.113 billion Mazop Yer Helialandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ooooga boooga we don't have one. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Mazop Yer Helialandian economy, worth 630 trillion Pantherian Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,191 Pantherian Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the sun now sets on the Mazop Yer Helialandian Empire, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mazop Yer Helialand's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Mazop Yer Helialand is ranked 76,664th in the world and 19th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.80850162008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, the sun now sets on the Mazop Yer Helialandian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Mazop Yer Helialand.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Mazop Yer Helialand, "What's the Frequency, Pastor Ricky?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.