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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thLargest Gambling Industry: 270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 479th
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Population8.769 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper


The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.769 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 245,369 Cubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,036,624 per year while the poor average 5,940, a ratio of 342 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 575th in the world and 23rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.04 million Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thLargest Gambling Industry: 270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 575thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635thFattest Citizens: 640thMost Avoided: 691stMost Armed: 752ndHighest Crime Rates: 771stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 809thMost Ignorant Citizens: 894thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 994thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,093rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,273rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,276thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,297thMost Influential: 1,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,842ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,186thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,055thRudest Citizens: 5,146thMost Efficient Economies: 6,133rdHighest Economic Output: 6,494thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,286thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,476th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionRudest Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 342nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 388th in the regionLargest Populations: 533rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 546th in the regionMost Influential: 579th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 1,164th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,276th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list.
  • : Mazeoftime's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Mazeoftime altered its national flag.
  • : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Largest Mining Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Mazeoftime's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Mazeoftime relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.
  • : Mazeoftime was refounded in Lazarus.


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