The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.769 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 245,369 Cubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,036,624 per year while the poor average 5,940, a ratio of 342 to 1.
Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
- : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list.
- : Mazeoftime's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Mazeoftime altered its national flag.
- : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Largest Mining Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Mazeoftime's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : Mazeoftime relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.
- : Mazeoftime was refounded in Lazarus.