Just Print More Money. Fresh Pepper
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176th Largest Gambling Industry: 291st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 514th
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Population6.233 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.233 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 239,410 Cubes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 822,767 per year while the poor average 51,084, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and Mazecit TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 1,753rd in the world and 46th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 18,044.98 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Gambling Industry: 291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 514thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 541stFattest Citizens: 696thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 743rdMost Avoided: 744thMost Ignorant Citizens: 775thMost Armed: 792ndMost Influential: 842ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 858thHighest Crime Rates: 978thLargest Insurance Industry: 981stLargest Retail Industry: 1,029thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,309thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,753rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,076thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,126thHighest Average Incomes: 3,184thMost Efficient Economies: 5,489thRudest Citizens: 5,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,041stHighest Economic Output: 8,425thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,183rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionLargest Black Market: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Influential: 325th in the regionRudest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 632nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 851st in the region

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