The Christmas of Mazalano Cantrompic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mc Junior I with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.203 billion Mazalano Cantrompics are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bvaarsh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The powerhouse Mazalanic economy, worth 102 trillion Pleurts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,888 Pleurts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,381 per year while the poor average 15,203, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, most towns have their Mc Junior I High School located on Mc Junior I Street, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mazalano Cantrompic's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Mazalano Cantrompic is ranked 246,041^st in the world and 4,877^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 13.62 Atheism Rate.