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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 726thMost Pacifist: 787th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mayan beetles

Population3.819 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mayan beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.819 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayannian economy, worth 752 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,167 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayan beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mayan beetles is ranked 33,013th in the world and 51st in World of Beetles for Most Influential, scoring 1,293 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 726thMost Pacifist: 787thNicest Citizens: 800thLargest Welfare Programs: 861stMost Inclusive: 902ndSafest: 967thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,449thHighest Food Quality: 1,539thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,670thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,759thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,856thBest Weather: 1,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,089thHealthiest Citizens: 2,236thLargest Governments: 2,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,543rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,970thMost Cultured: 3,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,100thMost Developed: 3,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,509thSmartest Citizens: 4,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,630thMost Secular: 5,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,885thHighest Average Incomes: 7,796thMost Income Equality: 9,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,188th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayan beetles, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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