The Empire of Maxhuaixa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tlatoani Yaquica with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.433 billion Mahuaitecs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiktalcoxlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The powerhouse Mahuaica economy, worth 514 trillion Cacao Beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,664 Cacao Beans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,334 per year while the poor average 18,263, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, foreign governments regularly accuse the Mahuaica military of war crimes, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maxhuaixa's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Sun God.

Maxhuaixa is ranked 265,663^rd in the world and 4,200^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,459.63 Standard Monetary Units.