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Near the kraken sleepeth stirs coral and bone Goliath Tusk
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 285thRudest Citizens: 442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 495th
The Hoary Goliath of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Handshaker
Anachronistic Monumental Architecture
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Mastodon

Population10.715 billion

CapitalElephantine
LeaderGoliath Tusk
FaithNorse Black Magic

Currencykrone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Hoary Goliath of Mastodon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Goliath Tusk with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.715 billion Mastodons are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elephantine. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodon economy, worth a remarkable 3,427 trillion kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 319,924 kroner, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,866,458 per year while the poor average 4,598, a ratio of 623 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mastodon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Norse Black Magic.

Mastodon is ranked 178,958th in the world and 2nd in Dinotopia for Most Stationary, with 79.83215724072 days.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 285thRudest Citizens: 442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 495thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 900thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 941stMost Efficient Economies: 989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,593rdMost Cultured: 1,632ndSmartest Citizens: 1,779thHighest Food Quality: 2,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,350thLargest Governments: 2,444thMost Developed: 2,798thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,785thMost Inclusive: 4,057thHealthiest Citizens: 5,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,855thLowest Crime Rates: 5,990thHighest Economic Output: 5,991stMost Secular: 6,052ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,706thNicest Citizens: 8,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,633rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,479thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 14,920thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,615thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,882ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,917thSafest: 21,785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,282ndMost Pro-Market: 24,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,050thMost Politically Free: 27,819th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodon's influence in Dinotopia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Mastodon's influence in Dinotopia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodon, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodon, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodon, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodon, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Mastodon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Mastodon's influence in Dinotopia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Mastodon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodon, chickens roam the streets freely.

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