The Most Destructive Republic of Massysteria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Drumpf with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.683 billion Massysterians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Descent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The thriving Massysterian economy, worth 829 trillion pucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,389 pucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,052 per year while the poor average 16,916, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, Chairman Drumpf's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount The Descent make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Massysteria's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conservative Talk Radio.

Massysteria is ranked 174,842^nd in the world and 8^th in Freshness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.89 law-abiding acts per hour.