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Most Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marxstadt

Population6.413 billion

Currencyequality
Animalhomo sapiens

The Republic of Marxstadt is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.413 billion Marxstadtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,337 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 41,287th in the world and 4th in Fuseishuu for Most Stationary, with 1,083.98693124792 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Education: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39thMost Advanced Public Transport: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 307thMost Developed: 470thLongest Average Lifespans: 497thHighest Drug Use: 774thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,014thMost Efficient Economies: 1,134thMost Pacifist: 1,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,329thLargest Governments: 1,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,443rdLargest Black Market: 1,842ndMost Secular: 2,049thLowest Crime Rates: 2,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,743rdTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,165thMost Avoided: 3,375thNicest Citizens: 3,520thSmartest Citizens: 3,563rdBest Weather: 9,657thMost Inclusive: 11,034thMost Income Equality: 11,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,144thMost Authoritarian: 12,842ndHighest Economic Output: 13,574thNudest: 13,679thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 17,924thMost Influential: 26,178th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, most foreigners can't name the leader of Marxstadt.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.

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