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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 9th
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Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marxstadt

Population3.159 billion

Currencyequality
Animalhomo sapiens

The Republic of Marxstadt is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.159 billion Marxstadtians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth 664 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,227 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 1,038th in the world and 3rd in Fuseishuu for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.79 years.

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1%
Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 276thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,153rdMost Developed: 1,521stMost Pacifist: 2,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,464thMost Secular: 2,737thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,099thLargest Black Market: 3,218thHealthiest Citizens: 3,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,571stLargest Governments: 3,871stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,726thMost Avoided: 5,490thLowest Crime Rates: 5,750thNicest Citizens: 6,365thHighest Average Incomes: 6,603rdNudest: 6,851stSmartest Citizens: 8,050thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 17,601st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, hazmat suits are a common Marxstadtian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
  • : Marxstadt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.

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