We will either make history or die trying. Moo. Precoixious
Most Influential: 42ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 379th
The Leftist Space of
Left-wing Utopia
Vice Delegate and Member of the Administrative Council
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Population8.373 billion

CapitalDas Kapital


The Leftist Space of Marxmeans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Precoixious with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.373 billion Marksises are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,081 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm (Marxmeans has found 11 easter eggs), funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Conrad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

Marxmeans is ranked 4,312th in the world and 47th in The Communist Bloc for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.32 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 42ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 618thLargest Welfare Programs: 995thHighest Drug Use: 1,102ndMost Inclusive: 1,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,393rdNicest Citizens: 1,400thMost Politically Free: 1,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,507thBest Weather: 1,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,083rdHighest Food Quality: 2,313thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,394thTop
Largest Governments: 2,826thMost Pacifist: 3,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,990thMost Developed: 4,143rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,796thHealthiest Citizens: 5,376thSmartest Citizens: 5,643rdMost Cultured: 5,816thRudest Citizens: 7,380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,324thNudest: 9,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,681stMost Income Equality: 12,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,949thMost Secular: 13,544thTop
Safest: 14,842ndHighest Economic Output: 15,149thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,568thMost Stationary: 15,569thMost Patriotic: 16,190thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,836thMost Extreme: 22,197thLowest Crime Rates: 24,687th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionLargest Populations: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionMost Patriotic: 186th in the region

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