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Irreverence Towards All Marty Brown
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,252ndMost Authoritarian: 7,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,034th
The Psychotic Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Marty Brown

Population4.715 billion

CapitalMarty Brown Capital Territory
LeaderMarty Brown
FaithChristianity

Currencydiamond
Animaldiamond encrusted mini pig

The Psychotic Dictatorship of Marty Brown is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marty Brown with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.715 billion Marty Brownians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marty Brown Capital Territory. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Marty Brownian economy, worth 387 trillion diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,237 diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and an Isolated just like we like it Tourist Association survey has rated Marty Brown #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marty Brown's national animal is the diamond encrusted mini pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marty Brown is ranked 54,811th in the world and 1st in Isolated just like we like it for Most Stationary, with 802.34714621972 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,252ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,034thTop
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Best Weather: 16,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,248thLargest Black Market: 23,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,998thMost Conservative: 27,081st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, an Isolated just like we like it Tourist Association survey has rated Marty Brown #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, Marty Brown has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Marty Brown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Marty Brown, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.

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