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Most Primitive: 38thMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 99th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marsolpavia

Population6.071 billion

CapitalChar Char Yurigcot
LeaderKing Marsolkenterog der Yopying
FaithMarsolkenterism

Currencycatpence
Animalstag

The Kingdom of Marsolpavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Marsolkenterog der Yopying with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.071 billion Marsolpavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Char Char Yurigcot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marsolpavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion catpences a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,771 catpences, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,456 per year while the poor average 20,781, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, all recreational drugs are legal, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Marsolpavia's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marsolkenterism.

Marsolpavia is ranked 163rd in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 39,629.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Primitive: 38thMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 99thMost Devout: 149thLargest Gambling Industry: 163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 248thFattest Citizens: 397thMost Avoided: 647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 649thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 784thMost Corrupt Governments: 813thHighest Crime Rates: 855thLargest Mining Sector: 953rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,772ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,797thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 2,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,539thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,375thHighest Average Incomes: 6,058thRudest Citizens: 6,187thLargest Black Market: 6,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,601stMost Armed: 6,965thMost Efficient Economies: 7,425thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 13,685thMost Stationary: 17,233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,404thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,428thMost Conservative: 20,729thMost Influential: 21,065th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80th in the regionTop
5%
Most Cultured: 115th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 152nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Armed: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 269th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 378th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionMost Stationary: 399th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 625th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 818th in the regionLargest Populations: 878th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 943rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsolpavia, nano-stags are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Marsolpavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Marsolpavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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