Population | 7.347 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mars beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.347 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Marsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 259,853 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, Mars beetles recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mars beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Mars beetles is ranked 36,576th in the world and 51st in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.3876770936 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, Mars beetles recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, foreign livestock are offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.