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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 696thMost Pacifist: 727th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mars beetles

Population3.878 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mars beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.878 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Marsian economy, worth 779 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,919 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beetles believe manners maketh the leader, the Mars beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mars beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mars beetles is ranked 276,274th in the world and 91st in World of Beetles for Fattest Citizens, with 2.57 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 696thMost Pacifist: 727thSafest: 734thNicest Citizens: 752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 900thMost Inclusive: 973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,770thHighest Food Quality: 1,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,872ndBest Weather: 1,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,151stLargest Governments: 2,227thHealthiest Citizens: 2,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,512thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,748thTop
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Most Developed: 2,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,025thMost Income Equality: 3,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,410thSmartest Citizens: 3,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,690thMost Cultured: 4,084thMost Efficient Economies: 4,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,521stMost Secular: 5,900thHighest Average Incomes: 7,420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,993rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mars beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, the Mars beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, Beetles believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, the official Marsian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Yggdrasil Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mars beetles, the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes.

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