The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marilyn with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.138 billion Blondes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SomeLikeItHot. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient MarilynMonroenian economy, worth 891 trillion ChanelNo5s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,547 ChanelNo5s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MarilynMonroenia's national animal is the Seven Year Itcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blondeism.

MarilynMonroenia is ranked 6,076^th in the world and 15^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,766.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.