NATION

PASSWORD

Chips. (EAT THEM)
Most Influential: 3,944thMost Armed: 4,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,473rd
The Unaptly named Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Mari de Juana

Population1.265 billion

CapitalEverything-proof bunker in REDACTED
LeaderDingusman
FaithDingusman

CurrencyCokain
AnimalFishy Chips

The Unaptly named Empire of Mari de Juana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dingusman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.265 billion Marijuanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everything-proof bunker in REDACTED. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Marijuani economy, worth 135 trillion Cokains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,214 Cokains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Dingusman, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Mari de Juana's national animal is the Fishy Chips, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dingusman.

Mari de Juana is ranked 122,599th in the world and 5,331st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 30.38 quips per hour.

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Most Influential: 3,944thMost Armed: 4,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,958thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,465thMost Inclusive: 18,852ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,618thBest Weather: 20,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,710thLargest Black Market: 23,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,407thHighest Food Quality: 25,866thLargest Governments: 26,875th
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Most Armed: 108th in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 387th in the regionMost Influential: 466th in the regionTop
10%
Best Weather: 646th in the regionMost Inclusive: 700th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 721st in the regionLargest Governments: 735th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 742nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 772nd in the regionNudest: 843rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 844th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 858th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 878th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 881st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 938th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 964th in the regionMost Patriotic: 975th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,090th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,098th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,139th in the regionMost Developed: 1,198th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,205th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
  • : Mari de Juana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Dingusman.
  • : Mari de Juana was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Mari de Juana was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Mari de Juana, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.

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