The Mad Fiefdom of Mansr is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God-King Xerxes CXXIX with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.458 billion Mansrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadch. The average income tax rate is 93.3%.

The thriving Mansrian economy, worth 818 trillion Portions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,673 Portions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mansr's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blood Cult.

Mansr is ranked 315,343^rd in the world and 5,123^rd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 0.75 cheeks per square mile.