Live free and live hard Thom Crews
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,135th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
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Population11.517 billion

LeaderThom Crews

Animalportable gerbil

The United Socialist States of Manonmanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thom Crews with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.517 billion Manonmanistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolisp. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The thriving Manonmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion plugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,832 plugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Manonmanistan retire only a few years after being appointed, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and the Manonmanistanian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manonmanistan's national animal is the portable gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Manonmanistan is ranked 172,007th in the world and 1,773rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,619thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,397thMost Influential: 2,588thSafest: 3,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,777thMost Pacifist: 3,795thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,478thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,930thNicest Citizens: 5,116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,469thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,889thLargest Governments: 6,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,023rdMost Inclusive: 7,035thSmartest Citizens: 8,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,488thHealthiest Citizens: 9,577thLowest Crime Rates: 9,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,035thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,691stHighest Economic Output: 13,263rdBest Weather: 13,442ndMost Cultured: 14,454thMost Secular: 18,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,807th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionMost Pacifist: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionMost Income Equality: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 113th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Populations: 156th in the regionNudest: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th in the region

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